Summon The Cock

Story - Xander Corvus, Dollie Darko and the gang got together for game night, and, well, Dollie kept fucking up the role-playing game wasting every turn trying to summon her hawk. When Xander became noticably angry, their friends left so the two could argue. Little did he know Dollie's plan was to get him alone and summon his cock the entire time. She obviously has +10 in cunning, and dirty hate fucks are NOT usually what happens during a DnD campaign! Who knew nerdy game nights could be so climactic! Roll for initiative!