When The Son's Away, Mom Plays.

Story - Two guys are sitting around talking. . . about one's mother. "She's hot," one of them says. "It's my mom, man. Don't even think about it. " Well, mom shows up. It's Sindi Star, and when she squeezes by where the friend is sitting, she practically shoves her short-shorted ass in his face, drawing a shake of the head from her disgusted son. Poor kid. It's not easy having a MILF for a mom. Mom's a slut, there's no doubt about that. "Are you sure you're his mom?" tact-lacking friend says, "You two look nothing alike. " "My dad, bro'" the son says. "She has a thing for dark-skinned men. " "I sure do," mom says. Yeah, and guess what? The friend happens to have dark skin, and then the son gets a call on his cell phone, and then mom and the friend are left alone together. We'll let you figure out what happens next, but put it this way: If mom was planning on going for a facial today, she got one at home.